Ah, the classic trap of "what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him." Sure, because physics and morality totally work that way—if you don’t see it, it didn’t happen. Fascinating logic. Now, can we talk about the cliché of "the best moment of my life"? Because that screams existential crisis more than romantic escapade. If one night is really the most exciting thing you’ve ever experienced, maybe the issue isn’t just the cheating but the painfully bland menu of your daily life. Perhaps it’s time to examine why forbidden fruit tastes so sweet… or at least invest in a good self-help book.